Backfired.
Your plan, your plan backfired
Backfired
My man, your plan backfired in your face

You came into my life to test me
Your diplomatic drag depressed me
The glitter in your eyes undressed me
You were polished slick
Really thick.
Wasting time dropping lines like "I could get you into movies"

But we would up at HoJo's for hamburgers to go!

Backfired
Your plan backfired.
Backfired
My man, your plan backfired in your face.

To steal my mind was your objective
The way you spoke was too aggressive
The silly jokes were not impressive

Like "a traveling salesman met...", "farmer with three daughters", yet!
All the quips were so suggestive.

Then we ran down to HoJo's for hamburgers to go!

Backfired
Your plan backfired
Backfired
My man, your plan backfired in your face

Well, come here my little dear, I've got what it takes.
Give me just what I want and I'll give you a break.
Well, don't slip on your lips 'cause you're talking so fast.
Buying for first, crying for last.
Well come on my little lady, don't shoot me down.
I've got strong connections all over town.
Just drop to a dead stop.
What?

Backfired
Your plan backfired
Backfired
My man, your plan backfired

You were polished slick. Really thick wasting time dropping lines.
Backfired.
"A traveling salesman met...", "a farmer with three daughters", yet!
Backfired

You backfired.
Your plan backfired.

You better back up fast and head out west.
You may still collect.
Backfired.

Well, come here my little dear, I've got what it takes.
Give me just what I want and I'll give you a break.
Well, don't slip on your lips 'cause you're talking so fast.
Buying for first, crying for last.
Well come on my little lady, don't shoot me down.
I've got strong connections all over town.
Just drop to a dead stop.